The
Shady Science of Ghost Hunting
Ghosts
are big business. For entities that may or may not exist, they seem to be everywhere,
especially during Halloween.
They
are in books and on television shows, such as CBS's "The Ghost Whisperer"
and NBC's "Medium." Dozens of "ghost hunter" organizations
exist across North America, small groups of self-styled ghost buffs who lurk around
reputedly haunted places, hoping to glimpse or photograph a spirit.
The
most famous ghost hunters are two plumbers who moonlight as paranormal investigators,
seen in the popular Sci-Fi Channel reality show/soap opera series "Ghost
Hunters." They go to haunted places and find "evidence" of ghosts
such as cold spots, photographic anomalies called orbs, and other such spookiness.
The
two featured investigators, Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson, are proudly blue-collar
workers, not egghead Ph.D. scientists, which adds to their strong "regular
guy" appeal.
Where
are the ghosts?
While
one doesn't need to be a scientist to search for ghosts, the pair (like most ghost
hunters) could benefit greatly from a little critical thinking. They claim to
be skeptics but are very credulous and seem to have no real understanding of scientific
methods or real investigation. (Audiences don't seem to wonder why these "expert"
ghost hunters always fail: Even after two seasons and over ten years of research,
they still have yet to prove that ghosts exist!)
Though most ghost investigators' worst crime is wasting time, sometimes they
make nuisances of themselves and even break the law.
In
October 2005, three ghost hunters in Salem, Massachusetts, were arrested for trespassing
on private property in search of ghosts. They had entered an abandoned hospital
reputed to be haunted. The group was so busy looking for spirits they failed to
notice the police station across the street; all three were arrested, fined, and
sent home. Trespassing or vandalizing ghost hunters have also been arrested in
cemeteries in Illinois, Connecticut, and other states.
Ghost
detectors
When
it comes to searching for ghosts, you'd think that only the most reliable methods
would be used in an attempt to get solid evidence for something as mysterious
and elusive as a spirit. Yet in ghost hunting, often the less scientific the methods
and equipment, the more likely a researcher is to find "evidence" for
ghosts.
Ghost
hunters use a variety of creativeand dubiousmethods to detect their
quarry's presence, including psychics. Psychics not only claim to locate ghosts
but also to communicate with the spirits, who unfortunately don't provide any
useful or verifiable information from the afterlife [see a séance].
Virtually
all ghost hunter groups claim to be scientific, and most give that appearance
because they use high-tech scientific equipment such as Geiger counters, Electromagnetic
Field (EMF) detectors, ion detectors, and infrared cameras [and sensitive microphones].
Yet the equipment is only as scientific as the person using it; you may own the
world's most sophisticated thermometer, but if you are using it as a barometer,
your measurements are worthless.
Just
as using a calculator doesn't make you a mathematician, using a scientific instrument
doesn't make you a scientist.
Devices
that don't work
In
2003, while I was investigating a haunted house in Buffalo, New York, the owner
of the house asked me what equipment I planned to use. He had glanced in my duffel
bag, which contained two cameras, a tape recorder, notebooks, a tape measure,
a flashlight, and a few other items. Perhaps he was expecting to see a Negative
Ionizer Ghost Containment backpack like the kind Bill Murray wore in Ghostbusters.
An
EMF meter is among the most common devices used by ghost hunters today. I spoke
to Tom Cook, of TomsGadgets.com, a British purveyor of "scientific"
paranormal kits for the enterprising (and gullible) investigator. Starter kits
begin at £105 (US$180) and reach up to £500 (US$850) for a custom
ghost-hunting kit. (Negative Ionizer Ghost Containment packs were not listed.)
I
asked Cook what, exactly, the scientific rationale was behind the equipment he
sold.
"At
a haunted location," Cook said, "strong, erratic fluctuating EMFs are
commonly found. It seems these energy fields have some definite connection to
the presence of ghosts. The exact nature of that connection is still a mystery.
However, the anomalous fields are easy to find. Whenever you locate one, a ghost
might be present.... any erratic EMF fluctuations you may detect may indicate
ghostly activity."
In
the final analysis, Cook admitted, "there exists no device that can conclusively
detect ghosts."
Uncomfortable
reality
The
uncomfortable reality that ghost hunters carefully avoidthe elephant in
the tiny, haunted roomis of course that no one has ever shown that any of
this equipment actually detects ghosts.
The
supposed links between ghosts and electromagnetic fields, low temperatures, radiation,
odd photographic images, and so on are based on nothing more than guesses, unproven
theories, and wild conjecture. If a device could reliably determine the presence
or absence of ghosts, then by definition, ghosts would be proven to exist. I own
an EMF meter, but since it's useless for ghost investigationsit finds not
spirits but red herringsI use it in my lectures and seminars as an example
of pseudoscience. The most important tools in this or any investigation are a
questioning mind and a solid understanding of scientific principles.
The
ghost hunters' anti-scientific illogic is clear: if one area of a home is colder
than another, that may indicate a ghost; if an EMF meter detects a field, that
too may be a ghost; if dowsing rods cross, that might be a ghost. Just about any
"anomaly," anything that anyone considers odd for any reason, from an
undetermined sound to a "bad feeling" to a blurry photo, can be (and
has been) considered evidence of ghosts.
I
was even at one investigation where a ghost supposedly caused a person's mild
headache. Because the standard of evidence is so low, it's little wonder that
ghost hunters often find "evidence" (but never proof) of ghosts.
Reality
check
The
whole idea of ghosts runs into trouble as soon as a little logic is applied.
There's
not even agreement on what ghosts areor might be. A common claim is that
ghosts are spirits of the dead who have been wronged or murdered. Let's inject
some real-world statistics into that assumption and see what we get.
If
murder victims whose killings remains unsolved are truly destined to walk the
earth and haunt the living, then we should expect to encounter ghosts nearly everywhere.
According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, roughly a quarter of all homicides
remains unsolved each year. (In fact, fewer homicides are solved now than in the
past; in 1976, 79 percent of homicides were cleared, down to 64 percent in 2002.)
There are about 30,000 homicides in America each year.
Using
the most recent numbers, that's about 11,000 unsolved murders per year, and 110,000
over the course of only ten years, and probably well over million over the course
of the twentieth century in America alone.
Where
are all the ghosts?
And
why aren't they helping to bring their killers to justice, with so many crimes
unsolved? Why would they hang out in scary mansions instead of directing police
to evidence that would avenge their murders?
For
that matter, why are ghosts seen wearing clothing? It's one thing to suggest that
a person's spirit has a soul that can be seen after death; but do shoes, coats,
hats, and belts also have souls? Logically, ghosts should appear naked. The fact
that they don't suggests that people's ideas of what ghosts areand what
they look likeare strongly influenced by social and cultural expectations.
(For an excellent discussion of this, see Richard Finucane's book "Ghosts:
Appearances of the Dead & Cultural Transformation.")
If
ghosts exist, why are we no closer to finding out what they really are, after
so much research?
The
evidence for ghosts is no better today than it was a year ago, a decade ago, or
a century ago. Ultimately, ghost hunting is not about the evidence (if it was,
the search would have been abandoned long ago). Instead, it's about having fun
with friends, telling ghost stories, and the enjoyment of pretending you are searching
the edge of the unknown. (It's also about making money selling "Ghost Hunters"
T-shirts, books, and videos.) Ghost hunters may be spinning their wheels, but
at least they are enjoying the ride.