We
believe in angels
IT
is the second and final day of the Body & Soul fair at Glasgow's Royal Concert
Hall, and the main event is sold out. Three hundred people, the vast majority
of them women, have paid £15 each for a seat in the exhibition hall, where
therapist, healer and author Diana Cooper will conduct a workshop under the same
title as her latest book: Angel Answers. If Cooper and her readers are correct
in their view of the universe, then the auditorium is in fact twice as full as
it appears to be. They will gently insist that belief is not a such a simple matter
of right or wrong, but everyone here is agreed that all human beings have their
own guardian angels. So we must be, this afternoon and always, in the midst of
an invisible multitude.
"The
room is full of angels," confirms Cooper once the workshop begins, "but
I know I'm talking to people who are very aware, and I'm just reminding you of
what you already know." There are new sensations to follow, even for the
already faithful. After an attempt to contact our angels en masse - which is achieved
by means of group meditation, as we are exhorted to leave our bodies, breathe
out "gold light", and ask these divine beings for solutions to our personal
dilemmas - one voice claims to have felt heat on the back of her neck, which is
identified as "angelic" heat, as opposed to "physical".
Someone
else says she felt a cold gust of wind, and others murmur assent, suggesting that
such breezes are common to these communications. One of the few men in the room
wants to know why his partner started vibrating during the exercise. Everyone
laughs, including Cooper - these people may be unusually conscious of what she
calls their "higher selves", but they are not above the earthly delights
of unintentional innuendo - until she reminds us that this was, as we must already
know, energy passing through the woman from her angel at a very high frequency.
But
the revelation of the day, as far as this untrained observer is concerned, comes
right at the start, before doors are even opened to the public, when Diana Cooper
sits down on a red couch in the empty hall andtellsmethat"religion,assuch,reallyisn't
my scene".
Cooper
says she first saw an angel 25 years ago, at the age of 42, despite having "no
spiritual background or understanding". "I was getting divorced. I had
been an expat wife for years in the West Indies, among other places, we had just
come back to live in England, my children were in boarding school, I knew nobody,
and I could not see a future. Just blackness ahead. It was a cry from the depths
of my soul, and an angel came in.
"I
was sitting on a chair and the angel lifted my spirit out of my body, gave me
all sorts of information, and showed me my future. We flew over this hall full
of people, and they all had rainbow auras ... Iaskedtheangel,AmIdownthereinthe
audience?', and the angel said, No, you're on the platform'."
The
hall in the vision, she supposes, might easily have been this one. But it took
10 years, and another visitation, for Cooper to begin writing and speaking about
angels. Three of them came and asked her to do so while she was in the bath. "I
said, No way, people think I'm nuts already, I certainly don't want to talk about
angels'. Then they asked me who would be doing the work. Your ego? Or your higher
self?'"
Angel
Inspiration, the first of the 14 books she has sincewrittenonand aroundthesubject,sold
more than 300,000 copies. Those sales were helped by anearlyappearanceon This
Morning With Richard And Judy, on which Cooper andthehostshadtheir auras photographed,
and hers appeared to show her angel as a pillar of light at her shoulder. To hear
Cooper tell it (and the fact that Richard and Judy have become part of her story
befits her quite middle-English bearing), the programme received such a huge number
of calls that she was invited back on the next day. "I was told that the
only other person to be asked on two days in a row was the prime minister."
She
seems similarly pleased when I later mention her in the same sentence as "religious
leaders", inthecontextofaquestionabouttheangelic perspective on ground-level
hostilities between the various human agents of faith and secularism. "I
think they look down with sadness on any controversy, or anything which is not
to do with love," says Cooper.
At
the same time, she repeats that she is neither religious nor a leader, just a
"light-worker ... helping people open their hearts and minds to higher understandings".
"You can believe what you like, as long as you're operating to help everybody
understand the goodness in each other."
On
the evidence of Angel Answers, however - which crystallises her previous writings
into the Q&A format of an agony column - Cooper's books readlikedogmabyanothername,literaland
specific in their descriptions of angelic bureaucracy, the history and technology
of Atlantis, the intergalactic planning council that legislated for the Boxing
Day tsunami, and the protocols of soul-based decision-making. If everyone who
buys those books believes every word in them, then they are, effectively, followers,
and today's workshop can be seen as a kind of prayer meeting. The angels seem
to have inspired a faith of their own.
When
asked if the angels she speaks of, and speaks to, are the same beings referenced
in the Bible, Cooper says, "Absolutely, yes", before admitting that
she has never read it.
This
explains the discrepancy between the non-judgementallove-bringersofherpersonal
experience,andtheterrible,militant,blazing executioners of God's will sketched
out with holy dread by ancient Hebrew testimonials. It was angels who gave food
to the prophet Elijah, and protected Daniel from the lions. But it was also an
angel who single-handedly smote down the entire Assyrian army - 180,000 men annihilated
in one night, according to the Book Of Kings. Diana Cooper is not sure about this.
"I always say to people that if you encounter an angel and feel fear, then
close down, because it is not an angel of love. We live in a plane of duality,
so where there is light there is also dark. But my understanding is that if you
focus on the light, live your life with integrity, trytodowhatisforthehighestgood,then
no angel of dark is going to come anywhere near you."
For
Cooper and other teachers of the same school of thought, the fact that angelic
figures recur in Islam (where they are known as "malaaikah", a similar
word to the Hebrew "mal'ach", which also means "messenger"),
and under different identities in Hinduism, Bahai, and Shinto, both validates
their existence and indicates that no one church is broad enough to contain them.
Throughout
Judeo-Christian history in particular, these figures have come to seem progressively
more detailed and less punitive, from the anonymous "sons of God" and
"ministering spirits" of the early scriptures (who did not, incidentally,
have wings), to the names, ranks, and categories established by Pope Gregory in
the fifth century. This celestial hierarchyarrangedtheangelsintocherubim, seraphim,
powers, virtues, principalities and so on, andprofiledeachofthesevenarchangels-
Michael,Gabriel,Raphael,Uriel,Raguel,Sariel, Jerahmeel. It remains part of Catholic
theology, but not official doctrine, so the Vatican does not command a belief
in those angels as an article of faith.
Diana
Cooper and her peers have adapted some of the same names and terminology into
a comprehensivesystemofnewagetheoriesand complementary therapies common to the
mind, body and spirit sections of modern bookshops. Within her new volume alone,
angels co-exist with unicorns,chakras,karma,crystals,andthe Bermuda Triangle.
Every living soul, she explains, incarnates on Earth with a purpose and a plan,
having agreed on the moment and manner of their death before even being born.
Walt
Disney, to take one example from Angel Answers, "was a highly evolved soul
who incarnated to tell people about the elementals, such as fairies, elves, pixies,
and gnomes". Prince Charles's soul, by contrast,failedaninitiationinanothersolar
system, and has "never before experienced a plane of existence with emotions
and sexuality".
Cooper
also writes that the angels told her that victims of a notorious child murder
case had volunteered long beforehand, "at a soul-level ... to pass over in
this shocking way ... to touch the hearts of the world and draw attention to the
insidious darkness that was creeping into schools and places where vulnerable
children gathered".
Cooperdoesnotmeantooffendwithsuch
assertions, and she can't see why anyone could fail to be consoled by them. "It
was their souls that volunteered to pass, not the children themselves, it's completely
different ..." She goes on to put the recent Virginia Tech shootings into
the same context. Angel Answers in fact attempts to outline the most comforting
imaginable scheme of things, which leaves no room in the universe for the pain,
fear and doubt of this existence, all of which can be explained and mollified
if looked at "from a higher spiritual perspective".
"Do
you agree?" she asks the crowd repeatedly during the workshop, and most of
her audience seems to. Cooper is questioned on her view of modern medicine, which
she thinks we now require onlybecausewearenolongerattunedtothe spiritual frequency
which sends us "the message of our disease". (A woman undergoing chemotherapy
treatment asks how she is supposed to raise her frequency, and is basically advised
to pray.) Other statements which strike me as pernicious or ridiculous - Cooper
contends that the space shuttle Challenger was doomed by its name, and exploded
as a warning for us not to "challenge" our boundaries - don't visibly
elicit that response from anyone else. This does not make me inclined to mock
or attack them, and not just because mean-spiritedness seems contrary to the occasion,
or because such eminently qualified authorities as Richard Dawkins have already
demonstrated the inadequacy of reason as a means to persuade people who, in Cooper's
words, "just know".
Even
when we are invited to hold handsanddeclareourselves "wonderful,amazing,divine
beings", nobody I meet today talks or acts like anything other than a humble
human. Some have come from other countries to be here, but most live down the
road or not much further, and refer to angels as if they were fellow Glaswegians.
"Ma angels are bald," announces one woman, "from tearin' their
hair out tryin' tae get ma attention."
If
there are generalisations to be made, these folk seem to have arrived at their
present certainties via the lowest and least certain points of their lives. The
woman sitting next to me had her first encounter with angels after taking a risk
on a man who turned out to be violent. Later on at the Body & Soul fair, between
the aura photography booth and the past-life regression therapy table, I meet
a guy called Billy, who swears he has always had some kind of healing power, and
used it to help his father pass away peacefully, but lost it to "the bevvy"
for a while, so couldn't do the same for his mother when her time came. He is
working on getting it back, through reiki massage and the archangel Raphael. More
power to him, I say, and who wouldn't?
Diana
Cooper writes that our beliefs manifest themselves physically, that our very skeletons
are spiritual convictions hardenedintobone. Thiskindofthinking allows her to justify
the materialwealthwith which the angels have blessed her by way of book and ticket
sales. "I'll tell you what the angels say. They say your consciousness is
what creates your wealth. People who have abundance consciousness are open to
all the goodness of life coming to them, including the material. People who have
a poverty consciousness are saying, Oh I don't have enough of this, or I'll never
do that'. They are holding the whole world back."
What
if I believe in my own bones that this is nonsense? "That's fine. You might
feel differently. You might even throw my book across the room in a rage, which
would indicate that it's pushed a button of course, and very often those are the
people who pick it up again six months later, and start to shift. I'm just here
to sharemyexperiencesandunderstandings.Ifyouaccept them, take them, use them as
yours. If you don't, then let it go, it's not for you."
Why,
then, would my angel allow me to betray my higher self?
"Well,
we don't all listen to our angels, and of course we have free will. If you don't
ask for help they have to stand back and watch you make a mess of things. Or maybe
it's a soul choice. Maybe some people decide to incarnate without spirituality,
to experience that void in their life and see how they get on."
And
here, speaking through Diana Cooper, the angels reveal what is most infuriating
about them. They've got an answer for everything.
Angel
Answers, published by Hodder Mobius, £11.99
7:46pm
Saturday 25th August 2007