They
came in peace to start trend
This
summer marks several significant cultural anniversaries:
30 years since
the arrival of Star Wars
40 years since the Summer of Love
the 40th anniversary of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
And
there's another milestone of note: Sixty years ago, on July 2, 1947, a UFO did
(or did not) crash in the countryside near Roswell, N.M., where the bodies of
several aliens were spirited away by the U.S. government.
Why
does this matter in pop culture? Because without Roswell we wouldn't have the
fascination with aliens that has manifested itself in hundreds of films and TV
shows over the years and enough books to replant a rain forest.
Our
very concept of "little green men" comes from eyewitness accounts of
what they say they saw in Roswell. So does much of our penchant for conspiracy
theories.
Naturally,
the government denies the crash happened. After first issuing a press release
about a "flying disc," the Air Force amended the release to say it was
a downed research balloon. Skeptics have been trying to disprove this retraction
since.
I
don't know what I believe about UFOs, except that I'd like to see one. If a ship
landed in my backyard, I'd hope its occupants were more like the aliens from Close
Encounters of the Third Kind, not War of the Worlds. There's even a Taco Bell
across the street; we could have the first interstellar Thanksgiving with chalupas
as the main course.
UFOs
are always a conversation starter. Go to any drab cocktail party and say you saw
mysterious lights in the sky and people will gather around as if you've had 10
drinks and begun French-kissing the host's dog.
It
used to be that if you claimed to have seen a UFO, people automatically thought
you were crazy. Now, governors, celebrities and other respectable types willingly
confess to sightings.
When
I was in college, famed astronomer and UFOlogist J. Allen Hynek came to speak,
and I got to talk to him on the way back to the airport. His passion about space
travel was infectious. He told me it was wrong to assume that any alien coming
to Earth meant us harm.
I
have a friend in New Hampshire who was friends with Betty and Barney Hill, the
couple who claimed to have been abducted by aliens in 1961 and gained fame as
one of the first cases of time distortion. When they regained consciousness after
seeing those bright lights in the sky, several hours of their lives were missing.
(Under hypnosis they claimed to have been experimented on.)
My
buddy said the Hills were the nicest people, but they didn't like to talk about
their experience. They had survived people thinking they were crazy, only to see
a time when young believers wanted to camp on their doorstep and "chat"
endlessly about the extraterrestrial visitors.
The
Hills seemed embarrassed by their notoriety.
Today,
of course, the Hills would be at the center of a media feeding frenzy. Swarms
of paparazzi would hire helicopters and chase the UFO across the sky. Tom Cruise
would be enlisted as our ambassador of peace. Unless, of course, the aliens land
in Berlin.
Skeptics
have at least one valid point: If all these people are seeing UFOs or being abducted,
why is there no concrete proof? You'd think that Project Blue Book, SETI and crop-circle
investigations would have come up with some tangible evidence. And, no, the pyramids
don't count.
Maybe
there is proof and our government doesn't think we can handle it. Maybe it's afraid
we'll all rush to mountaintops and demand to be beamed up.
Even
the French, with whom we've had our share of differences, are ahead of the U.S.
when it comes to UFO disclosures. In March, the French space agency released more
than 6,000 files on UFO sightings in that country - a quarter of the sightings
were unexplainable.
Given
all the years of bad TV shows we've beamed into space, why wouldn't an alien civilization
come to investigate? Not to conquer, perhaps, but to meet the "leader"
who seems to dominate our airwaves. Yep, Paris Hilton.