The
Flawed Guide to Bigfoot
Benjamin
Radford
The
Field Guide to Bigfoot, Yeti, and Other Mystery Primates Worldwide
By Loren
Coleman and Patrick Huyghe
Avon Books, New York. 1999.
ISBN 0-380-80263-5
207
pp. Softcover, $12.50.
The
Field Guide to Bigfoot is prefaced with a quote by George Bernard Shaw: "All
great truths begin as blasphemies." The implication, of course, is that scientists
and others regard claims of the existence of Bigfoot as heresy, and that the truth
will out. But, as Robert Park of the American Physical Society wrote recently
(in a similar context), "Alas, to wear the mantle of Galileo it is not enough
that you be persecuted by an unkind establishment, you must also be right."
The guide is an odd book indeed. Although purporting to be a field guide,
it is really more of an illustrated catalogue of anecdotes of encounters with
mysterious primates. The authors have created a classification system encompassing
about fifty reports and sightings. They have grouped them into nine categories:
Neo-Giant, True Giant, Marked Hominid, Neandertaloid, Erectus Hominid, Proto-Pygmy,
Unknown Pongid, Giant Monkey, and Merbeing.
The
entries are largely culled from previous books on cryptozoology, with few original
sources cited. In nearly every entry, not enough details are given to judge the
credibility of the account. Coleman and Huyghe make much of the fact that native
peoples have various words for wildmen and other elusive, possibly mythical creatures.
But just because a creature has a name does not imply that it actually exists:
dragons, pixies, elves, and leprechauns can be described, drawn, and classified
too.
Interestingly,
the book's premise is at variance with longtime Bigfoot researcher Grover Krantz,
who, as the authors admit on page 10, does not see "any compelling evidence
for more than one type of hairy biped" and finds "no reason to think
it has anywhere near a worldwide distribution."
The
creatures Coleman and Huyghe catalogue have between three and five toes, and fail
to account for alleged Bigfoot prints that show two and six toes. They apparently
ignored evidence that didn't fit their categories. Or perhaps they assumed all
tracks showing two or six toes are hoaxes. If so, by what criterion? Why are three-
or four-toed primate footprints any more credible than two- or six-toed ones?
Early
in the book, the authors decry a "lumping problem," that is, that myriad
sightings are collected together under homogenous names such as "Bigfoot"
or "Yeti." This, they say, is a problem because it "hides a larger
truth, lumps considerable differences, and just plain confuses the picture."
There
is indeed a lumping problem that confuses the picture, but that's not it. The
problem is that the authors group eyewitness accounts, folklore, legend, footprint
finds, and depictions in native art together as if all have equal weight and credibility.
Sources for the field guide include an alarming number of third-hand sources,
stories by young children, unnamed, long-dead eyewitnesses, and even the English
poet who wrote Beowulf.
Yes,
The Field Guide to Bigfoot includes Beowulf, a thousand-year-old poem, as a credible
source for an account of an actual mystery primate that may be alive today. For
those a little shaky on early English literature, the poem tells the story of
the Danish king Beowulf who slew an ugly, hairy giant named Grendel. On your next
trip to Denmark, be sure to take this guide so if you see Grendel you'll correctly
identify it as a member of the True Giant class!
Even
the infamous Minnesota Iceman, a fair exhibit shown in the late 1960s and claimed
to be a frozen Bigfoot, appears in the book. It's touted as a real creature, despite
strong evidence that it was simply a rubber creature designed by a top Disney
model-maker. As Jon Beckjord, director of Project Bigfoot, wrote in the Summer
1982 issue of Skeptical Inquirer, "I'd like to point out that nobody who
is involved in Sasquatch investigations has ever felt that this frozen dummy was
a Bigfoot. . . ." That doesn't stop Coleman and Huyghe, who quote one cryptozoologist's
bizarre theory that "it was a Neandertal killed in Vietnam during the war
and smuggled into the United States in a 'body bag.'"
The
best thing about the book is the illustrations by Harry Trumbore. He does an admirable
job of coming up with slight variations on large, hairy bipeds. Accuracy doesn't
seem to be a high priority; with one creature, the Tano Giant (p.98), the account
clearly states the creature had no thumbs. That apparently didn't sit well with
the authors, who note, "perhaps its thumb was simply small relative to the
rest of its hand," and depict the creature with thumbs anyway.
Along
with the individual entries, maps depict the range of each class of creature.
My personal favorite is the Merbeing ("water creature") map. According
to it, these aquatic creatures roam no less than five deserts, including the Atacama
(in Peru), the Mojave (U.S.), the Great Sandy (Australia), and the Sonoran (Mexico).
Over
a dozen accounts claim that the creatures were killed. Yet no bones, skeletons,
or preserved bodies exist today. This elicits visions of hunters saying to themselves,
"Wow! We killed a wild, man-like creature! I've never seen anything like
it before! Let's throw it away!"
It's
clear that mystery mongering is at work here. In several places, the eyewitnesses
themselves admit that it's possible they misidentified an ordinary animal, such
as a bear, spider monkey, or baboon. But as long as there's a hint of doubt, Coleman
and Huyghe are happy to claim it a mystery, treat it like a real animal, and lump
it in with accounts from folklore and poems.
The
authors have also written other entries in this peculiar field guide series, including
guides to extraterrestrials, UFOs, and ghosts. I suspect the same lax scholarship
evident here bedevils those as well.