Texas UFO Sightings Blamed on DEA

By Armando Duke

(AXcess News) Houston - Dozens of people near the small Texas town of Stephenville claim to have seen an extremely large UFO, perhaps a mile-wide, but rumors of another sort were coming from sources who blamed the DEA for the Texas UFO sightings.

Today being the 'day-after' the mysterious Texas UFO sighting, the residents of the farming community now have to put up with flocks of UFO hunters who are descending on the town looking for witnesses to the Unidentified Flying Object in the night sky and hopefully some concrete proof of an alien presence, but what they're running into is good ol' boy humor and a handful of locals who admit they saw strange lights in the sky but can't really say more than that.

One man said, "I heard tell my neighbor saw Jimmy Hoffa walking through his cotton field last night after the UFO went by."

Another source in town said, "blame it on the DEA, I heard they were burn'n a big ol pile of marijuana outside town last night and that caused ever- body ta see strange lights".

Outside of conversations and quotes, no one from the Stephenville, Texas area was able to produce any photographs or video taken of the mysterious lights over the night sky that the press - worldwide - has hyped into a "Texas UFO Sighting" frenzy of reporting. Even the Associated Press got in on the act and you can read about in China or the UK. Yes, its UFO frenzy - Texas style.

Airforce representatives say that no unidentified flying objects were reported on any radar systems that cover the night skies over Texas and that most likely what Stephenville residents saw were lights on a commercial jetliner.

Personally, I like the one about the DEA burning a big ol' pile of pot. That could make people see UFOs over the Texas skyline - if the wind was just right and you happened to standing in its path.