Smelly
Bigfoot: The Skunk Ape
From
Stephen Wagner,
Your Guide to Paranormal Phenomena.
Compelling sightings,
yet the mystery remains
IN
AUGUST, 2004, Jennifer Ward was driving on a rural road in Southern Florida. She
had just been visiting a friend and, as the sun was setting, she was now on her
way home with her two daughters asleep in the back seat.
Something on the
side of the road caught her attention. She suspected it was an animal of some
kind, but could not tell what. She slowed the car to a crawl to get a better look.
It appeared to be crouched in a ditch on the roadside. It was something large.
Something she had never seen before.
As
she neared it, the creature noticed her and stood to its full height on
two legs. It was the last thing Jennifer expected to see. When he saw me,
he was as surprised as I was, she told the Sun-Sentinal. I didn't
stop because I was scared. It was almost dark, but I could see it and get a good
look.
What
Jennifer described was a mysterious creature that has been seen in virtually every
state of the Union, but has never been scientifically classified.
It
stood six to eight feet tall, she reported, and was covered in dark hair about
two inches long. The area around its eyes was whitish and its full lips had the
color and texture of the pad on a dogs paw.
Jennifer
Ward had a chance encounter with Floridas version of Bigfoot the
Skunk Ape, a name it earned because of its powerfully foul odor, which is said
to be a cross between a skunk, rotten eggs and cow manure. Her highly credible
sighting is one of the latest in a long list of Skunk Ape sightings that date
back more than 200 years. In the past 20 years, there have been about 75 reported
sightings. Several photos and even videos alleged to be of the elusive creature
have also been taken.
The
Skunk Ape is thought to dwell in Floridas swamps and Everglades. Researchers
suspect that the individual Jennifer encountered may have been displaced by Hurricane
Charley, which recently had ravaged the area.
Despite
the number of sightings the largest number of Bigfoot-type sightings outside
the Pacific Northwest where Sasquatch resides the rangers who regularly
patrol the large nature preserves are skeptical about the existence of the Skunk
Ape. So far, no rangers have officially reported any sightings.
David
Shealy, a Skunk Ape researcher and lifetime resident of the Everglades thinks
otherwise. He believes he has evidence in the form of a plaster cast of a large
Skunk Ape footprint and a reddish hair sample that was found in a broken branch
seven feet above the ground. Shealy also runs a small roadside zoo
and a gift shop stocked with Skunk Ape memorabilia, so he may have a vested interest
in keeping the creature alive in the minds of the public.
Skunk
Ape Sightings
There
was a wave of sightings in the 1970s, all consistently describing the animal as
reaching about seven feet tall, weighing about 300 pounds or more, and to be foul-smelling.
(Although Bigfoot or Sasquatch is also said to be bad-smelling, the Skunk Apes
odor is particularly offensive.) Sightings became scarcer over the following 30
years and then escalated again in the 2000s, with most sightings coming out of
the Ochopee area. A group of people taking a guided tour of a swamp area claimed
to have seen a large, hairy ape-like creature walking along the banks of the swamp.
Soon after, a local fire chief named Vince Doerr said he saw it crossing a road
near his home, and before it disappeared into the swamp, he managed to snap a
photo of it. Because the creature is some distance away in the photo, it is considered
interesting but not conclusive evidence. In fact, Doerr himself later stated that
he suspected it was just someone in a gorilla suit.
One
highly doubtful bit of lore about the Skunk Ape is that one was captured alive
by the U.S. Army and held captive (for unknown reasons) in a secret vault at Everglades
National Park. According to the story, the powerful Skunk Ape smashed its way
out of its concrete prison and escaped back into the wild. This time its
the story that skinks; not even avid Skunk Ape advocates put much credence in
this tale.
The
best evidence for the existence of the Skunk Ape came in 2000 when several photographs
were mailed by an anonymous source to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office. Known
as the "The Myakka Skunk Ape photographs," they clearly show a large
ape-like creature. Noted cryptozoologist Loren Coleman, who has thoroughly analyzed
the photos, points out the details of forehead lines, yellow canines, fingernails
and hair all clearly visible.
The
photographer still has not been identified. So although the photos are compelling
and Coleman does not think they are part of a hoax, they still are not proof positive.
Jennifer
Wards account of her sighting is also highly compelling, and adds yet another
piece in the hairy hominid puzzle.
The
Bigfoot Enigma
And
what a strange puzzle it is.
There
have been thousands of reported sightings of Bigfoot-like creatures over the decades,
many by highly credible witnesses. Yet virtually every one of those sightings
happened spontaneously that is, unexpectedly by campers, drivers,
loggers, hunters, hikers, etc. Those who go out expressly to find the creature
never see it. There are footprints, hair samples, and controversial photos, film
and video. Yet park rangers and others who routinely patrol the areas where sightings
are said to occur never encounter them.
What
is the nature of this beast that it can appear (and smell) so distinctly to so
many good eyewitnesses, yet completely evade capture, clear photography (with
the possible exception of the Myakka photos) and high-tech detection equipment?
Is
Bigfoot a figment of the imagination? Or is it an intelligent creature that has
shown great skill (or luck), so far, in keeping its identity secret from those
bothersome humans out there?