Ron
Milhorn seems to have psychic powers
asper's
Corner
Jeff Caspersen
Glenwood Springs, CO Colorado
September 18, 2007
Picking
football games is hard.You just can't account for all the last-minute insanity
that accompanies the grand game, which is why I must tip my cap to the voice of
KMTS 99.1, Ron Milhorn. He's the runaway leader of the Post Independent's weekly
football picking contest - through two of 13 weeks, anyway.
Rest
assured the former USC Trojan football center has seven fierce competitors nipping
at heels.
But
what a two weeks it's been for the master prognosticator, who's correctly predicted
the outcome of 20 of 22 games. I've been doing this thing at various papers the
last five years and have never seen such dominance.
Somehow,
the breaks - the oh-so-crazy breaks - are falling Milhorn's way.
Iowa
State kicks a late field goal to upset intra-state foe Iowa. Then Iowa nearly
takes the ensuing kickoff to the house, and may have if not for a slip and the
Hawkeyes forgetting they should probably try a lateral or two.
Did
I mention the Cyclones were 0-2 entering the game and 17-point underdogs? That's
just not fair.
I
and the entire picks panel got this one right, too, but did the Broncos really
deserve to win Sunday's game? Mike Shanahan's cruelly timed timeout saved the
Broncos from embarrassing defeat at the hands of the lowly Raiders.
That
was just this past weekend. Glance back to the previous weekend and you see more
Milhorn luck. In going a ridiculous 11-0, he picked correctly four games decided
by a touchdown or less.
Perhaps
the craziest of those came in College Station, Texas, where Texas A&M held
on for a 47-45 win over Fresno State in not one, not two, but three, overtimes.
And
then there was the wild finish to Monday Night's Ravens-Bengals game. Milhorn
should mail a check to the official that called pass interference on Ravens tight
end Todd Heap, negating a game-tying touchdown.
But,
in his first blemish of the young season, Milhorn also suffered at the hands of
last-second insanity.
Flash
back to Sunday's 49ers-Rams game.
Jeff
Wilkins made a 553Ú4-yard field goal kick that needed to travel 56 yards
as the Niners held on to beat the Rams in the final minute. (A diehard Niners
fan, I happily chose wrong on that one, and will continue to pick against my teams.
My backing does little for them in the luck department.) The ball practically
grazed the crossbar.
Milhorn
is literally inches from a perfect season.
The
beauty of picking football games is the craziness. Milhorn is just a handful of
breaks from a spot in the middle of our football-picking pack - instead of at
the front of it. Just like each of his seven pursuers is a bounce or two from
mirroring his dance with near perfection.
But
above all: Hopefully, akin to the Sports Illustrated or Madden cover curses, this
column jinxes him.