In
Brooklyn, a Psychic for the Famous, or Rather, for Their Pets
Christine
Agros career as a pet psychic to the stars started, as so many auspicious
events do, with a particularly open chakra. The chakra in question did not belong
to her, but to a young woman who happened to pop into one of Ms. Agros yoga
classes in upstate New York five years ago, and thanked her at the end of class
for freeing up that center of spiritual energy.
When
Ms. Agro moved to New York to join a boyfriend in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, a few
weeks later, she had barely unloaded her Jeep when she noticed a familiar face
coming down the street: It was that same yoga student, who, it turned out, worked
most of the time as a dog walker for the famed fashion photographer Bruce Weber.
Some
New Yorkers would call it a coincidence; others would call it standard-issue happenstance
for Cobble Hill, where yoga instructors and photographers assistants probably
cross paths 14 times daily. Because Ms. Agro is also a trained clairvoyant natural
healer and yes, thats what she puts down as her profession on her
sons preschool applications she calls it kismet.
Before
moving to New York City, Ms. Agro had just started, at her clients requests,
doing readings for their most mysterious loved ones, their pets. Upon arriving,
she started focusing specifically on that niche for Mr. Weber, working regularly
with him and his wife to help them understand their passel of dogs.
Animals
dont really have the ability to tell their people whats going on,
said Ms. Agro, a young-looking 42 (which she attributes to diligent managing of
her energy, just as others attribute that good fortune to smart managing of their
diets). This is a way for them to have someone advocate for them.
Part
medium, part mediator, she began doing readings that gave voice to the needs of
the Weber familys dogs. Kindly dont throw us in the car without telling
us where were going, an irritated golden retriever named Palomino requested
through Ms. Agro. Skye is such a big baby, vented a pup named True about a rival.
Ms.
Agro doesnt need to see the pets to talk to them, just a land line
she communes with the pets while simultaneously relaying the conversation to their
owners by phone. She reasoned with the Weber familys dogs as she might her
own 3-year-old son, explaining the basics of compromise, occasionally using her
training, she says, to remove some negative energy along the way.
She
does see everything, said Nan Bush, Mr. Webers wife, who works with
Ms. Agro weekly, and relied heavily on her when two beloved dogs were dying. Ive
recommended her to so many friends.
There
are famous people, and then there are people famous to famous people and almost
no one else. They are the specialized service providers unknown to the masses,
but beatified by the bold-faced names who trade the coveted cellphone numbers
among themselves. Into that category (of snowboarding instructors and antique
repairers) has Ms. Agro softly landed.
The
Weber family introduced Ms. Agro to Grace Coddington, the fashion icon and creative
director at Vogue, who referred her to Buffy Birrittella, an executive vice president
at Ralph Lauren; both cat lovers are now regular clients. Ingrid Sischy, the editor
in chief of Interview, Joan Allen, the actress, and Julian Schnabel, the director
and artist they all got results after seeking Ms. Agros help to divine
the whereabouts of missing pets. Although she sees the occasional civil engineer
or journalist, overall her clientele skews toward the glamorous.
Some
might theorize that Ms. Agros fashion-heavy followers represent a world
already devoted to the power of the convincing fantasy (often a pricey one
in this case, $100 per half hour).
Others
might wonder if Ms. Agro simply brings her outer-ether clients the compassion
and common sense of a smart Brooklyn mom who shops mostly at Old Navy. And then
there are those who would follow her instructions for their Samoyeds or Bengal
cats all but off a bridge, either because they were true believers in a gift,
or true believers in her impeccable In Style credentials.
Recently,
says Ms. Agro, some of her clients have started asking if shed consider
working on behalf of those other creatures who cant articulate their needs:
babies and toddlers. Ms. Agro is now working on developing that business, under
the name the Psychic Mom. Since the only caretakers more obsessive than New York
pet owners are New York parents, it seems likely that Psychic Mom will find some
eager clients. Marketers would call it an untapped niche, but if her business
explodes, Ms. Agro would probably just call it kismet.