Pranks,
Frauds, and Hoaxes from Around the World
Its
pretty easy to hoax people. We all want to be deceived, but only up to a point.
Some hoaxes are fun and pleasant, others malicious and unpleasant. Wed like
a way to tell the difference.
Robert
Carroll
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We
want to be deceived.
-- Blaise Pascal
I
think Pascal is right. We want to be deceived. Deception is an essential tool
for the survival of our species. We might well be hardwired for deceiving others
and taking delight in being deceived. On the other hand, there are many times
when we dont appreciate deceiving or being deceived. And most of us feel
uncomfortable when were not sure whether were being hoaxed. Is there
any way to reconcile our love of a good prank or magic trick with our hatred of
being defrauded or made to look foolish? Is there any surefire way to avoid being
hoaxed?
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Most
of us have been victims of pranks, hoaxes, or frauds. We may even have mistaken
one for the other. For example, in April 2002, in Loomis, California, two teenagers
got inspired by the MTV reality show Jackass. One of them videotaped his buddy
as he ran along a rural road wearing handcuffs and an orange jail jumpsuit that
hed bought at a flea market. Unfortunately, some local citizens and law
enforcement officers didnt know it was a prank, and they pursued the escapee
with tracking dogs, patrol cars, and a helicopter. Folsom Prison ordered a full-scale
lockdown and did a head count. They also did head counts at the jails in Placer
and Sacramento counties, at some expense to the taxpayer.
Its
sometimes hard to know whether something is a prank or a hoax or whether were
being defrauded. The jackass could well have been an escapee. If you saw someone
in an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs running down the road and you didnt
see the cameraman, your first thought probably would not be: Ah, another
Jackass prank.
Most
of us have heard of the 1938 Halloween Eve radio broadcast by Orson Welles of
an adaptation of H.G. Wellss War of the Worlds that many took to be an announcement
that Earth had been invaded by Martians. Announcements that the story was fiction
were made four times during the broadcast. Welles ended the show by announcing
that the broadcast was a holiday offering: the Mercury Theaters
own radio version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and shouting
boo. The disclaimers did little to prevent many people from believing wed
been invaded by Martians. Its been called the hoax of the century, but it
wasnt even a hoax. It wasnt a prank, either. It wasnt intended
to fool people but to entertain them. Yet it fooled many people for several reasons.
It
was presented realistically and authoritatively.
The story itself was credible
at the time. There were flying machines, and the possibility of interplanetary
travel was easily conceivable. It was not farfetched that some other race of beings
might be more technologically advanced than we were.
Radio would have been
the medium used to announce such an invasion.
Fooling the Experts
We can
excuse ourselves, I think, for being taken in by some hoaxes because theyre
so believable. But others are so unbelievable, we have to wonder how anybody could
fall for them. For example, how could Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the
Sherlock Holmes mysteries, have fallen for the Cottingley Fairy hoax? Two children,
Frances and Elsie, photographed cutouts of fairies that shouldnt have fooled
anybody. And how could the Kings surgeon and the most famous obstetrician
in eighteenth century England be duped into believing that the servant girl Mary
Toft had given birth to rabbits?
How
did the children and the servant fool such eminent men? It was easy: (1) The hoaxers
put on a good game face. The kids didnt let on that they were making it
all upand we all know that children dont lie. Frances maintained until
her death in 1986 that at least one of the photos was genuine. It wasnt
until Elsie was a grandmother that she gave broad hints that the stunt was a hoax.
And Mary Toft must have been a pretty fair actress as well. (2) The hoax fit with
the beliefs of the eminent men. Doyle was a believer in the occult and paranormal,
so the idea of fairies appearing to children and allowing themselves to be photographed
did not strike him as obviously preposterous. He corresponded with Elsie and even
wrote a book about the fairies (The Coming of the Fairies). The event was within
the realm of the possible for him. And once Doyle gave his nod to the belief,
others would follow.
The
belief that a human could give birth to rabbits is a bit more complicated, yet
the same principle applies. The medical establishment seemed to be willing to
believe in this absurdity because of another false belief that was consistent
with the rabbit-birth hypothesis: the theory of maternal impressions.
Maternal
impressions is the notion, widely believed in eighteenth-century England, that
a pregnant womans experiences could be directly imprinted on her unborn
child. The theory was used to explain birth defects. A child being born deaf was
due to the mother having been shocked by a loud sound during pregnancy. If a pregnant
woman looked at a blind person her baby might be born blind. Toft, who had been
pregnant but miscarried, claimed to have had an intense craving for roast rabbit.
She said she admired rabbits, dreamed about them, and spent time trying to catch
them. Thus, her claim of giving birth to rabbits fit with the notion of maternal
impressions and didnt seem absurd to the local doctor, the Kings surgeon,
or a famous obstetrician, and with their support for the claim Marys hoax
took root.
Now,
I may not have fallen for any whoppers latelyto use Marvin Minskys
description for unbelievable beliefslike the Cottingley Fairy or the Rabbit
Birth hoaxes, but Ive been hoaxed more times than I care to remember (actually
given the state of my memory, more times than I can hope to remember).
For
example, I was once hoaxed by my online editor John Renish, who sent me a link
to a Web site with the cryptic note I do like the part about how women are
different from men. I looked at the Web site and it claims to be a report
on the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001. I went right to the part
about how women are different from men and found an essay that supposedly won
second place in the Middle School Division called Women Were Designed for
Homemaking by Jonathan Goode (grade 7):
physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited
to carrying groceries and laundry baskets;
biology shows that women were designed
to carry unborn babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them
the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages
for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable
to work as well and thus earn equal pay;
and, exegetics shows that God created
Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a coworker.
Given other things I believe
about fundamentalist creationists, it was not outside the bounds of credibility
for me that some poor kid might actually believe this stuff and be encouraged
to believe it by his elders.
The
caption under the first-prize winners picture reads, Patricia Lewis
displays her jar of non-living material, still non-living after three weeks.
Even
the notion that such an experiment would be thought relevant to the belief that
life doesnt come from non-life isnt that farfetched when you consider
some of the other things some creationists teach their children.
But
if you dig around a bit on the Web site, there are some giveaways that this site
is an elaborate hoax, such as the advice to dress up like John the Baptist on
Halloween and scare kids when they come trick-or-treating before sending them
off with no candy and a Bible tract. Somebody (actually a man named Chris Harper)
had gone to an awful lot of trouble to make fundamentalist Christians look very
silly.
Being
hoaxed by my editor reminded me that it is people you trust who can most easily
mislead you, because you let your guard down and arent critical enough.
If youre trying to avoid being hoaxed, heres lesson number one: Dont
trust people you trust!
Whoppers
I
think it goes without saying that anybody can be hoaxed. Nobody is exempt. Even
famous newscasters can be duped. Tom Brokaw and many others were hoaxed by David
Rorvik in 1978 when Rorvik claimed he had proof of human cloning. Twenty-five
years later we saw the same hoax perpetrated by the Raelian Bishop Brigitte Boisselier,
who claimed a group she headed called Clonaid had cloned five humans and that
proof would be forthcoming. (Thats proof, not truth, that would be forthcoming.)
The leader of the group, Rael, was a race-car driver and sports journalist who
was known as Claud Vorilhon until he was picked up by aliens near a volcano in
France, taken to a planet in the Pleiades, and sent back to start a UFO cult.
He says the cloning hoax was worth millions in publicity. Who could doubt him?
The
idea of a human cloning is not as farfetched today as it was twenty-five years
ago. Human cloning doesnt deserve to be categorized in the whopper class
of beliefs. The whoppers are ones we should recognize immediately as 99.99 percent
likely to be hoaxes. The hoaxes Im going to go over with you now I think
are of the whopper variety.
For
example, theres the Indian Rope Trick. How could any rational person believe
such a story, which, on its face, is as absurd as that of a woman giving birth
to rabbits? This alleged trick involves an Indian fakir who throws a rope to the
sky, but the rope does not fall back to the ground. Instead it mysteriously rises
until the top of it disappears into thin air. A young boy climbs the unsupported
rope, which miraculously supports him until he also disappears into thin air.
The fakir then pulls out a knife and climbs the rope until he, too, disappears.
Body parts fall from the sky into a basket next to the base of the rope. The fakir
then slides down the rope, empties the basket, throws a cloth over the scattered
body parts, and the boy miraculously reappears with all his parts in the right
places. Thousands of people claim to have witnessed this trick that never happened.
Actually,
the only thing needed for this trick is human gullibility. According to Peter
Lamont, a researcher at the University of Edinburgh and a former president of
the Magic Circle in Edinburgh, the Indian Rope Trick was a hoax played by the
Chicago Tribune in 1890. Lamont claims the newspaper was trying to increase circulation
by publishing this ridiculous story as if there were eyewitnesses to the event.
The Tribune admitted the hoax some four months later, expressing some astonishment
that so many people believed it was a true story. After all, they reasoned, the
byline was Fred S. Ellmore. They hadnt reckoned that their audience,
many of whom believe in magicians with miraculous powers, wouldnt find this
story that hard to accept.
Our
next hoax is about an event that really did happen in India. Ramar Pillai astounded
the world when he announced that he could change water into diesel fuel. He claimed
he had some magic herbs that, when added to boiling water, could produce a virtually
pollution-free diesel fuel or kerosene for about twenty-three cents a gallonnot
quite as impressive as Pons and Fleishmanns cold-fusion claim, but impressive
nonetheless. Pillai was promoted on the Internet as the new Isaac Newton. To produce
his fuel, Pillai cooked leaves and bark from a special plant for about ten minutes
in hot water. He stirred the mixture and let it cool down. The liquid fuel would
float to the top and be separated by filtering. The entire process took less than
thirty minutes.
His
fuel was allegedly tested at the Indian Institute of Technology and was shown
to be a pure hydrocarbon similar to kerosene and diesel fuel. Engineers conducted
tests and concluded that the herbal fuel offered better fuel economy than gasoline.
One scientist tried to explain the magic by offering the theory that atmospheric
carbon dioxide might be sucked in during the reaction. The carbon dioxide combines
with hydrogen liberated from water and forms the hydrocarbon fuel. A better explanation
seems to be that Pillais stirring stick is filled with fuel and when his
mixture is heated up, a wax plug at the end of the stick melts, liberating the
fuel. Pillai, it seems, was part of gang who hoped to trick people into buying
fuel theyd stolen from Indian oil companies. Pillai was very convincing
in his role as a peasant-genius. I remember reading one news account in which
he described how hed been kidnapped and tortured by a gang trying to wrest
from him his secret recipe. He described how hed been hung from a ceiling
fan and burned with cigarettes. Poor fellow.
Cabreras
Stones
Next, we go to Peru and Dr. Javier Cabreras stones. Dr. Cabrera
gave up his medical practice in 1996 to open a museum for some stones he bought
from a local farmer that depict stylized men who look like ancient Incas or Aztecs.
What is unique about these stones is that they depict activities such as astronomy
and surgery, indicating a very advanced civilization. Furthermore, there are also
stones that are said to show extinct fish and humans riding dinosaurs. The stones
are said to provide evidence that the ancient locals not only had an advanced
civilization, but they lived at the time of the dinosaurs. The stones call into
question just about everything science has taught us about the origin of our planet,
ourselves, and other species. The farmer who sold Dr. Cabrera the stones at first
claimed that he had found them in a cave, but later admitted that he made them
himself to sell to tourists.
Even
though this hoax was created for a tourist trade, there are three groups in particular
who have endeavored to support the authenticity of the stones: (1) the followers
of Erich von Däniken (author of Chariots of the Gods?) and those who believe
that extraterrestrials are an intimate part of Earths real history
and were the ones who brought advanced civilization to the ancient Indians; (2)
fundamentalist creationists who drool at the thought of any possible error made
by anthropologists, archaeologists, or evolutionary biologists, and who relish
the thought of evidence that humans, dinosaurs, and extinct fish lived together
a few thousand years ago; and (3) the mytho-historians, followers of Immanuel
Velikovsky or Zecharia Sitchin who claim that ancient myths are accurate historical
records to be understood literally.
Any
rational person examining all the evidence should conclude that the probability
is about zero that these stones are evidence of extraterrestrials or the validity
of ancient myths or proof that men lived with dinosaurs. But if you already believe
that extraterrestrials have been among us for millennia, then you may well find
the extraterrestrial account plausible or even probable. Likewise, if you believe
that Earth is only a few thousand years old and are well-versed in Flintstone
science, then the idea that these stones depict actual events may well be believable
to you.
The
Visions of Catalina Rivas
Catalina Rivas of Cochabamba, Bolivia, was a fallen-away
Catholic until 1993, when she went to see a woman named Nancy Fowler. Fowler
is from Conyers, Georgia, and for several years claimed that the Virgin Mary appeared
to her on the thirteenth of each month (à la Fatima). Rivas claims she
went to Conyers and had her first stigmatic experience there. You may have seen
Rivas in the July 1999 Fox television special Signs from God: Science Tests
Faith. A more apt title would have been: Dollar Signs: Fox Tests Gullibility.
In that program, reporters Giselle Fernandez and Michael Willesee took viewers
on an uncritical tour to scientifically examine weeping and bleeding
statues, rose petals with miraculous images of Jesus and Mary, and
the stigmata of Katya Rivas, among other things.
Rivas
is hailed by her thousands of admirers as the spiritual mother of not one but
two international religious movements, The Great Crusade of Love and Mercy and
the Apostolate of the New Evangelization. In 1996, she claimed she was getting
messages from God, not only in Spanish but also in Greek, Latin, and Polish. These
allegedly divine messages were photocopied and sold at religious rallies. Her
bishop, René Fernández Apaza, authenticated both her stigmata and
her messages from God.
On
June 22, 2001, I received an e-mail from a man named José H. Prado Flores,
who told me that he was a writer of books oriented to forming leaders in
the Catholic Church. Several years ago, he wrote, he had co-authored a book
with Salvador Gómez called Formacion de Pedicadores (Training Preachers)
and that Katya Rivas had rewritten their book as messages from Jesus dictada
a la sierva de Dios (dictated to Gods servant).
He told me that when Rivas, the famous visionary and stigmatic
was scheduled to appear at a religious rally in Guadalajara, Mexico, where Prado
Flores lives, a friend showed him a set of books that were to be sold during the
convention. You can understand my total amazement, he wrote, when
I put two and two together and figured out she was the same lady that had stolen
my book. We then went to the bishop of Guadalajara, Juan Cardenal Sandoval Iñiguez,
who, after seeing our study on her material, immediately cancelled her participation.
Why,
you might wonder, would a Catholic author contact an atheist who is skeptical
of all things miraculous about this matter? José had read my rather unflattering
review of the Fox special, and said he wanted any information I might have that
would help prove that Rivas is a compulsive and professional liar.
For
over a year and a half, I exchanged e-mails with José and his wife Susan
about Catalina Rivas. I obtained copies of his book and copies of her messages.
I established that he and Salvador Gómez had written hundreds of pages
that are nearly identical to the material being published by Rivas, and that the
pair of Mexican authors had written some of the material at least sixteen years
before Katyas messages. My edition of Formacion de Predicadores
is dated 1992, four years before her messages, which have page after page of nearly
verbatim plagiarizing.
To
her followers who ask me how it is possible for a peasant woman with no formal
education to write books in Spanish, Polish, Greek, and Latin, I say it is simple:
she copies them. It seems obvious that she did it for her Spanish messages from
Jesus, and I suspect that if the Bishop who authenticated her stigmata would have
put a little more energy into authenticating her messages, he would find the same
is true for her works in other languages as well.
Channeling
Dr. Fritz
Another whopper began with Zé Arigó (19181971),
a Brazilian faith healer who, in the early 1950s, claimed to channel the spirit
and healing power of Dr. Adolf Fritz, a German doctor who allegedly died during
World War I. Arigo developed quite a reputation as a faith healer and psychic
surgeon, but his ploy seemed to have been aimed at directing business toward his
brother, a pharmacist. He would write out illegible prescriptions for people that
only his brother could read. People came from far and wide to be cured by Arigo.
His reputation soared after it was alleged that he did a bit of psychic surgery
and removed a cancerous tumor from the lung of a well-known Brazilian senator.
For twenty years, Arigós fame spread as he cured and
operated on thousands of people, including the daughter of Brazils
president. Despite his fame, he was twice convicted of practicing medicine illegally.
Arigo
performed his psychic surgery with a pocketknife and a heavy German accent, perhaps
to misdirect people so they wouldnt notice his lack of concern for medical
hygiene.
Arigo
died in a car crash in 1971, but Dr. Fritz didnt go with him. He took over
the body of another Brazilian healer who went by the name of Oscar Wilde. (Im
not making this up.) Wilde didnt last too long before he, too, died a violent
death. After that, a gynecologist from Recife, Dr. Edson Queiroz, claimed Dr.
Fritz was his. The doctor, however, was stabbed to death in 1991.
The
current channeler of Dr. Fritz is engineer Rubens Farias Jr., who heals the astral
body with energy healing and does some psychic surgery with unconventional instruments
such as scissors. Farias is also unique in that he claimed Dr. Fritz came to him
in 1986, while Dr. Queiroz was still alive. I had to consult Thomas Aquinas to
see whether it is possible for the same spirit to appear in two bodies simultaneously;
it turns out spirits dont occupy space so they can be everywhere at once.
Anyway, despite the dual channeling and the fact that he has also been accused
of practicing medicine without a license, Farias has endless lines of people with
faith in miraculous cures waiting for a bit of his magic.
Exposing
the Hoaxes
Some skeptics suggest that the best way to undermine such faith
and enlighten people is to demonstrate how easy it is to fake the paranormal and
the supernatural. Im not so sure. I think we could expose dozens of fake
healers, but it would not make it any easier to expose the next one who comes
along because we wouldnt be destroying the underlying belief system that
is needed to make the faith healer plausible. I believe this partly due to what
happened with a fake psychic and a fake channeler who were sent to Australia to
enlighten the people.
In
1986, Mark Plummer, former president of the Australian Skeptics and former Executive
Director of CSICOP, and Dick Smith, a patron of the Australian Skeptics, invited
magician and mentalist Bob Steiner to come to Australia to perform as a psychic.
Steiner often pretends he is an astrologer, tarot card reader, palm reader, or
a psychic. After his performances he reveals that he is not psychic but uses trickery
and deceit to fake paranormal powers.
For
two weeks, Steiner hoaxed Australia as Steve Terbot. He appeared on television
programs, gave performances at cultural centers, and in a very short time became
a hit. He appeared on Tonight with Bert Newton (similar to The Tonight Show) three
times and in his last appearance revealed the hoax, explaining that he used cold-reading
techniques and other tricks to deceive people into thinking he was psychic. The
purpose of the hoax was to warn the people of Australia to beware of people
claiming to be psychics. Plummer and Smith had brought Steiner to Australia
because of a fairly large influx of foreign psychics who were being welcomed and
accepted with incredible credulity by the natives. They hoped that once the people
saw how easy it is to fake being psychic, they would see the error of their ways.
Did
it work? According to Steiner, it worked extremely well and effectively put an
end to the influx of foreign psychics. Mark Plummer agreed. Heres what he
told me in a recent e-mail message when I asked him whether he thought the hoax
did any good:
Yes.
Before then Australia was regularly visited by internationally known
psychics. Since then we have only had a couple. Also the organisers are terrified
that if they promote someone that person will turn out to be a skeptic.
To
put it in a wider international context: Before, there were skeptics groups in
most countries [but] individuals had no easy way of checking up on the claims
of international psychics. Once CSICOP could act as a central library
and clearing house and the national skeptics groups started talking to each other
it became much harder for such charlatans to operate internationally. Then, with
the invention of the fax and the Internet, the exchange of skeptical information
has become much easier.
Steiner
also exposed a man named John Fitzsimons as a fraud, paving the way for a $64,000
judgment on behalf of one of Fitzsimonss clients. Seventeen years later,
however, I found Fitzsimons on the Internet. He runs a New Age group called Aspects
in a small town outside of Melbourne. He leads discussions on topics such as past
lives, karma, out-of-body experiences, spirit guides, prayer, healing, White Eagle
(a channeled being), multiple personality disorder, mediumship, cults, night terrors,
spiritualism, psychic readings, exorcism, Ouija, channeling, Seth, aliens, Atlantis,
UFOs, and chronic fatigue syndrome. In short, Steiner was about as successful
in putting away Mr. Fitzsimons as he and Randi were in putting away Peter Popoff,
the faith healer they exposed as a fraud in 1986.
Speaking
of the Amazing Randi, a tour of world hoaxes would not be complete without a discussion
of the Carlos hoax. According to Randi, in 1988, channeling was the
rage in Australia, and an Australian television program contacted him about finding
someone who might go down under and pretend to be a channeler. The plan was similar
to the Steve Terbot hoax. This time, José Alvarez would channel an ancient
spirit he called Carlos. Alvarez would tour Australia, appear on TV, and appear
in various venues, including the Sydney Opera House. At the end of a few weeks,
the hoax would be revealed. Again, the purpose was to enlighten Australians by
demonstrating how easy it is to fake channeling. Like Steiner, Alvarez was very
convincing and he had a large following in a very short time. And, in the end,
everything was revealed.
Did
the hoax work? Was anybody enlightened? I was able to discuss this question at
length with both Alvarez and Randi while at the JREF Amazing Meeting in February
2003. Both think the hoax accomplished its mission. In fact, Alvarez continues
to take Carlos on the road in an effort to enlighten people with what he calls
performance art.
What
was most revealing about both the Steve Terbot and Carlos hoaxes was how the media
didnt bother to check their credentials or their claims about themselves.
The media took it for granted they were who they said they were and did what they
said they did. Looking to the media for protection against being hoaxed is probably
an exercise in futility. So, here is valuable lesson number two: Dont expect
help from the mass media.
Nevertheless,
I sought the opinion of someone in the Australian media and asked him if he thought
there were any benefits or long-term effects of either the Steve Terbot or the
Carlos hoaxes. I tried to contact Phillip Adams, a well known Australian journalist,
writer, and media personality. Adams wasnt directly involved with either
hoax. In fact, he was writing scathing articles condemning the phony psychics
plaguing the land during the time Bob Steiner was gathering his flock as psychic
Steve Terbot. Adams was out in the bush or someplace where they dont have
e-mail when I tried to contact him, but his assistant, Amanda Bilson, got in touch
with him and relayed this message:
.
. . he asked me to pass on a couple of comments to you. First of all he wasnt
involved with the Randi/Terbot hoax[es] and is not convinced [they were] entirely
successful. Perhaps the media learned to be a little more scepticalbut they
soon returned to their old standards of gullibility. And many people blame the
messenger for the message, turning their anger on the Sceptics rather than the
charlatans. He thought [they were] great fun but, given the attention span of
public and media alike, of little long term significance.
Recently,
Michael Shermer, of the Skeptic Society, discovered the same thing: Its
easy to hoax people and its great fun, but rather than enlighten people,
it seems that you just anger some of them. Shermer used the cold-reading techniques
described by Ian Rowland in his book The Full Facts Book of Cold Reading and pretended
to be a tarot card reader, a palmist, an astrologer, a psychic, and a medium who
could get messages from the dead. He did this on camera with five strangers who
did not know who he was or what he was doing. He seems to have been pretty successful
in convincing his clients of his paranormal powers. However, when he revealed
to them that the whole thing was a hoax, two were so upset that they refused to
sign a release to use the material in the show he was filming. Three of his subjects
were college students who seemed less concerned about being duped than in finding
out when they would be on TV. If any of them thanked Shermer for helping them
see the truth about the paranormal, he didnt mention it.
So
what can we learn from all this? Well, its pretty easy to hoax people. Pascal
is right: We want to be deceived, and that makes it easy to hoax us. Also, many
of us already have beliefs that make us vulnerable to being hoaxed about certain
kinds of things. Furthermore, most of us enjoy being deceived by a good magician
or by someone pulling off a non-malicious prank or hoax.
But
we dont always want to be deceived. We dont want to be made to look
like idiots or be led into believing something foolish. Nor do we ever wish to
be defrauded. And most of us dont like that uncomfortable feeling that rises
in us when were not sure whether were being hoaxed. We know some hoaxes
are benevolent and pleasant, while others are malicious and unpleasant. Ideally,
wed like a surefire way to tell the difference so wed never be hoaxed
against our will.
Thats
why I wrote the book Dont Get Hoaxed, in which I explain such things as
the hoax-prone personality: the person who is trusting and honest; attracted to
attractive people; believes the believable and the unbelievable; and lacks a good
understanding of confirmation bias and cold-reading techniques.
I
also reveal that if you map out the locations of the worlds greatest hoaxes,
you will find that they lay along ley lines that, when connected by a line to
the north star at the vernal equinox, form a pyramid with the exact proportions
as the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Coincidence?
I dont think so.
Trust
me, I teach ethics.