Nazi
treasure, giant scorpions... and a crystal skull: The adventures of the REAL Indiana
Jones
A
tall man, handsome and weather-beaten, wipes the blood of a giant scorpion from
his hands and squints into the middle distance as he ponders his latest quest
for sacred artefacts.
He
could be the ultimate Hollywood hero living a life packed full of excitement
and peril, usually with a beautiful young woman on his arm.
He
uncovers lost civilisations, is hailed as a god by grateful villagers, snatches
priceless Christian treasures from under Nazi noses and begins revolutions. And
his name will now be linked for ever with a mysterious crystal skull...
A
familiar figure for movie fans, you may think. It must be Indiana Jones, the whip-cracking,
hat-snatching hero of the blockbuster films Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Last
Crusade, Temple Of Doom and next month's The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
part-explorer, part-archaeologist and all man.
But
the man is not Indy, but a figure called Frederick Albert Mitchell-Hedges, a British
adventurer whose life contains astonishing parallels with Indy's big-screen jaunts.
So
could Mitchell-Hedges be the real Indiana Jones? Could he have inspired the character
who undertakes such jaw-dropping exploits as finding the Lost Ark Of The Covenant?
Eccentric
to say the least, Mitchell-Hedges was certainly a character. And in the new Indiana
film, the links between the two explorers are uncanny but while Indy's
props were always his battered fedora and trusty whip, Mitchell- Hedges was always
smoking his huge pipe.
While
researching a novel, I stumbled across Mitchell-Hedges and became fascinated with
this thoroughly British adventurer whose rip-roaring autobiography Danger,
My Ally describes a world leagues apart from today's politically correct, health
and safety culture.
Mitchell-Hedges's
accounts of his adventures published in the Daily Mail back then
presented such a daredevil, he almost makes Indy look like an accountant.
But
can his rip-roaring tales of heroism really be true?
Born
in 1882, Mitchell-Hedges endured the boredom of his schooldays by escaping into
the derring-do fictions of H. Rider Haggard and Charles Kingsley. Inspired by
the dark exoticism the novels described, the young Frederick resolved to become
an explorer.
His
strait-laced father had other ideas however, and ordered him to take a job in
the City.
Utterly
depressed, the 18-year-old Mitchell-Hedges embarked on a night carousing in the
West End.
Mitchell-Hedges
tells how, during the course of the festivities, one unfortunate lady leaned over
his table, 'giving us all a handsome and provocative view of her large breasts'.
With
a 'deft movement', one of Mitchell-Hedges's party sent a jug of crushed ice 'gushing
down the deep valley between those snowy mountains'.
Cue
a riot thanks to the outraged 'lady', a subsequent court appearance and
a father so embarrassed by the furore that he let his errant son go off to Canada.
When
he docked, Mitchell-Hedges crossed the border, and traversed the States, eventually
ending up in Mexico, where he was captured by the legendary rebel leader Pancho
Villa who led forays against the U.S. from 1916.
Mitchell-Hedges
escaped being shot as an American spy only by proving he was English, singing
God Save The King. Villa liked the cut of his jib and forced him to join them
on raids against the gringos. On a particularly disastrous foray, Mitchell-Hedges
was shot twice in the leg.
Villa
did eventually release Mitchell-Hedges, allowing him to travel back to Britain
to volunteer for World War I but his wounds meant he wasn't passed as fit
for combat. Embarrassed to be seen as a relatively healthy-looking man in Britain
during wartime, Mitchell-Hedges returned to New York to work for a diamond dealer.
Around
1917, Mitchell-Hedges's boss persuaded him to put up a mysterious Russian exile,
who called himself Bronstein. Mitchell-Hedges obliged, glad of the company. It
was only after the war ended, that he discovered 'Bronstein' was actually the
Russian revolutionary Trotsky.
The
British secret services, who were tracking the Russian, asked Mitchell-Hedges
to spy on Trotsky but the explorer claimed he simply didn't have the stomach
for such deceit.
As
if this wasn't enough excitement, around this time, Mitchell-Hedges says he was
'given' a ten-year-old orphan girl called Anne-Marie le Guillon, by a group of
Americans he met on a train.
He
took responsibility for this girl, who was known afterwards as his adopted daughter,
Anna Mitchell-Hedges.
The
story appears to be highly implausible but it is near-impossible to discover
the truth, such is the web of yarns which Mitchell-Hedges wove around the incident.
It
was an extraordinary turn of events but more was to come. From New York,
Mitchell-Hedges went on a excursion to Central America and realised his childhood
dream of exploration still burned strongly inside him.
There
was only one option for the now by Robert Hudson cash-strapped Mitchell-Hedges:
a return to England to raise funds from well-connected family friends.
And
so, his Indiana-esque exploits truly began in 1921, when he fatefully met a gutsy
old acquaintance, Lady Richmond Brown, on the platform at London's Waterloo station.
She'd been told she was dying erroneously as it turned out and wanted
to end her days in a blaze of glory.
She
told Mitchell-Hedges that if he took her exploring, she would pay for the trip.
He instantly said yes. For six years, the pair journeyed to and from Central America,
discovering unknown tribes and sending rare pots and carvings back to the British
Museum.
Wherever
he travelled, he was hailed by primitive locals as a medicine man and left a trail
of grateful natives in his wake.
His
reports to the Daily Mail, which part-sponsored these exploits, were full of lost
cities, including Lubaantun in British Honduras, later Belize.
They
were rollicking reads but, as Lynda, Mitchell-Hedges's granddaughter, told
me, many of his claims have to be treated with caution. Mitchell-Hedges was, after
all, a highly skilled self-publicist.
And
those colourful dispatches kept coming. As well as lost civilisations, his reports
also told of one man's battle against huge beasts indeed, Mitchell-Hedges
was as famous at the time for killing sea monsters as for finding lost tribes.
His
1924 book, Battles With Giant Fish, is a fabulous account of titanic struggles
with almost implausibly huge leviathans, many of which are pictured alongside
a phlegmatic Mitchell-Hedges, pipe akimbo.
While
other fishermen of the period focused on the new and glamorous sport of big game
fishing for tuna and marlin, Mitchell-Hedges was interested only in size and monstrosity.
One
300st sawfish caught in the Bay of Panama is particularly extraordinary, but man-killing
tiger sharks, vast devil rays and giant hammerheads were all grist to his mill.
Photographs show the sheer size of the indomitable Mitchell-Hedges's catch.
By
the Thirties, the fiftysomething adventurer was being accompanied by a new companion,
Jane Houlson Harvey, an attractive twentysomething who answered Mitchell-Hedges's
advertisement for a secretary.
Taking
risks: Harrison Ford, as maverick explorer Indiana Jones, eyes up another lost
treasure
She
could have almost been the female lead in an Indiana flick the naive British
daughter of missionaries and teachers, she joined her lanternjawed hero, Mitchell-Hedges,
and learned to love the wildest of places.
But
was Jane his lover? It's impossible to know. Mitchell-Hedges's autobiography is
very coy about his love life, saying merely that Mitchell-Hedges was married in
1906 to Dolly, whom he had met at a thoroughly proper country house party
and that 'greatly to my surprise, we are married still'.
But
my research has shown that this obscures as much as it reveals. In 1930, Mitchell-Hedges
was cited as the longterm lover in Lady Richmond Brown's divorce. It seems his
sex life was just as active as his adventuring.
Even
stranger, there are newspaper reports from 1938 that he was sued for divorce by
an American woman called Dorothy Copp, to whom he'd been 'married' for three years,
which had been spent on a tropical jungle honeymoon she described as a 'nightmare'
and 'no place for a white woman'.
It
has proved impossible to learn more about Dorothy Copp and this marriage, which
would have made Mitchell-Hedges a bigamist. It's little wonder that Mitchell-Hedges
once described himself as 'one of the leading contenders for the title of Worst
Husband In The World'.
Whatever
the truth about their relationship, Jane was constantly imperilled by their adventures
but Mitchell- Hedges dealt with this in the manliest possible fashion.
If a shark approached her, he killed it. If a scorpion stung her finger, he sucked
out the poison.
They
were accompanied everywhere by colourful desperadoes. One of their comrades, named
Mongoose, met a very sticky end on the Patuca River in Honduras.
He
was attacked by a crocodile and Mitchell-Hedges, seeing that his injuries would
prove fatal, shot Mongoose in the head. It was, he wrote, 'more merciful that
way'.
And,
somewhat like the eternal movie superhero Harrison Ford, now aged 65, Mitchell-Hedges
stubbornly refused to fade away. In 1951, one newspaper reported that the old
explorer, by now 68, was on the east coast of Africa, hunting for treasures by
digging up most of Dar-Es-Salaam.
It
was around this time, Mitchell-Hedges claimed to have recovered the miraculous
Virgin of Kazan, a bejewelled 16th-century icon which the Russians credited with
helping to defeat Napoleon in 1812.
The
icon was stolen in 1904, but 50 years later, Mitchell-Hedges said he had recovered
it though not before it had passed through the hands of leading Nazi, Hermann
Goering.
But
the current excitement surrounding his links to Indiana Jones rests on the extraordinary
Crystal Skull of Doom and the controversial story of its discovery in Belize,
which Mitchell-Hedges became convinced was the ancient city of Atlantis, re-risen
from the sea.
The
explorer was convinced that the skull and other artefacts betokened a civilisation
that was too old to fit in with traditional archaeologists' readings of history.
How
could articles so ancient be found deep in the earth's layers alongside ones far
more modern? There was only one explanation, Mitchell-Hedges decided.
Belize
was Atlantis it had sunk taking its antiquities with it, and mysteriously
re-appeared centuries later in the modern historical age.
The
new Indiana Jones film shows Indy desperately hunting for a mysterious crystal
skull of doom and Mitchell-Hedges's Skull of Doom is unquestionably the
finest of the world's crystal skulls, others of which are housed in major collections
such as the British Museum and Smithsonian.
They
are believed by many to be the keys to ancient prophecies. Some even claim they
have extraterrestrial origins. Indeed, Mitchell-Hedges claimed the skull was 'the
embodiment of all evil'.
According
to articles written by Mitchell-Hedges in the Fifties, the skull was discovered
in Belize by his adopted daughter, Anna, on one of their jaunts during the Roaring
Twenties.
But
why on earth would the publicity-seeking Mitchell-Hedges delay revealing such
a find for nearly three decades? Perhaps the answer can be found in British Museum
records which clearly state that Mitchell-Hedges bought the skull from
a man called Sydney Burney in 1944.
But
Anna Mitchell-Hedges, who died last year aged 100, had an explanation for this:
she claimed that her father lent the skull to Burney, who promptly put the skull
up for sale. Mitchell-Hedges had no option but to buy the skull back from Burney.
Any
documentary evidence of all these transactions was unfortunately lost during a
cyclone, says Anna. This is a pity, since there are further papers which appear
to show Burney buying the skull in 1933.
Historians
have come up with other explanations for the skull's complicated journey. Sibley
S. Morrill, an American historian, speculated in 1972 that Mitchell- =Hedges had
to be furtive because he was, despite his protestations to the contrary, working
for the British secret service.
Others
including Bill Homann, a friend of Anna's, who has styled himself as 'the
guardian of the skull' agree this explains Mitchell- Hedges's many inconsistencies.
Joe
Nickell an author who specialises in debunking ancient 'mysteries'
explores the possibility that various crystal skulls were actually manufactured
in Germany in the late 19th century and lucratively sold on.
People
get so worked up about this because, in true Indiana Jones fashion, some regard
the Mitchell-Hedges skull as an object of worldchanging importance.
Joshua
Shapiro, an American, who is completing a book called Journeys Of The Crystal
Skull Explorers, explains: 'People worry about the origins of the skull, but what
matters is that this skull made the public aware of the existence of these artefacts.
What we don't yet understand is how the skulls' power and energy works, nor what
role they will play in helping humanity creating a peaceful future.'
Shapiro
is investigating these matters with his colleagues at the World Mystery Research
Centre in Illinois, and has spoken of his belief that the skull will help usher
in a global age of peace by 2012 the year the ancient Mayan calendar ends,
supposedly signifying the end of the world as we know it.
Shapiro
believes the fact the skulls were found on Mayan ground shows their enormous
and mysterious global importance.
Mitchell-Hedges
died in June 1959, mysterious and controversial to the last. The secrets of the
crystal skull, and its owner, will perhaps never be revealed.
But
it is tantalising to imagine that this real-life Indiana Jones could have had
a top-secret alter-ego. Could the real-life Indiana have been a secret James Bond
after all?