Compensation for close encounters

A German solicitor is offering his services to people who want to make injury claims against aliens
Dresen-based personal injury solicitor Jens Lorek, has announced that he will be taking on cases for people who believe they have been abducted and are in need of rehabilitation.

"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said. German law entitles kidnapped victims to make compensation claims, and, he hopes, will pave the way for successful alien abduction cases.

"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here,” he said. “The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."